June 2005

What Women Really Mean!

June 29, 2005

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish………………………………………49 Adventurous……………..Slept with everyone Athletic…………………….No tits Average looking………………………….Ugly Beautiful………………………Pathological liar Contagious Smile………….Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure………………….On medication Feminist………………………………..Fat Free spirit………………………………Junkie Friendship first……………………..Former slut Fun……………………………………Annoying New-Age……………..Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned…………………………….No BJs Open-minded……………………………Desperate Outgoing……………………Loud and Embarrassing Passionate………………………….Sloppy drunk Professional………………………………Bitch Voluptuous……………………………..Very Fat Large frame…………………………..Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate………………………..Stalker WOMEN’S […]

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