What Women Really Mean!
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS (thanks Kars!): 40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous.................Slept with everyone Athletic.........................No tits Average looking...............................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile.............Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist......................................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoying New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned..................................No BJs Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................Bitch Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate.............................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I ...
