World Wide Ed

Fave Five Friday – Halloween Costumes

BOO! Happy Halloween y’all! Since today is that spe-sho goulish time of the year, let’s kick it off with our list of Fave Five Halloween costumes. They don’t necessarily have to be ones you’ve worn (or will wear)… Let’s go with a list that may contain any of the following: hot ones from the opposite sex, funniest ones you’ve seen in the past, ones you think you’ll see this year, etc.

Check out my list and holla atcho boy with yours, mmmmmmkay!

1. Night Nurse – there’s something about Halloween that brings the naughtiness out of errone eh? Haha!
2. Dog and Beth - I know this was soooo last year, but they are such unique characters and so easy to “dress up” as yeah?
3. Guy with trench coat hiding something special - I have a hilarious pic of myself and this guy at Oceans years ago, but we won’t go there!
4. Pimp – big afro wig, track suit, gold chains, planny of bling, and you’re good to go!
5. Sarah Palin – Haven’t seen this one yet, but I bet there will be some who try to pull this one off this year. People hot in the news is always fun to go out as!

Happy Halloween and Aloha Friday folks! Be safe and have a nice, fun weekend k? And don’t drink too much or you’re gonna look like the below! Shoots!

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Survey Thursday – Who Are You Voting for?

* Who you goin vote for for President?

[What da heck is Survey Thursday?]

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Now before you get all nuts, I do realize that politics is a touchy and personal subject for us all, so don’t feel obligated to voice your opinion here. I expect to either get very few responses or a record amount for WWE readers (which isn’t very much anyway! ).I was originally just going to post this amusing video a friend sent me (see link below) for today’s blog, but since it’s Survey Thursday, we might as well keep with tradition right?

“Obama’s Loss Traced To Ed Sugimoto”
(customized video)

Isn’t that video just the most hilarious thing ever? (The old lady cracked me up!) Amazing what technology can do nowadays… You can customize it yourself here.

And yes, I know it’s shmall kine propaganda aimed at getting us to vote for Obama, but the real reason why I posted this for you guys is the underlying message… Just Vote! At next week Tuesday’s General Election, don’t leave it to chance! Whoever you support, just vote, vote, VOTE!

This is Edward Sugimoto and I approve this message.

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Last Week’s Results (Favorite Newscaster)

• Minna Sugimoto: 6 (DA WINNAH!)
• Rob Demello: 4
• Shawn Ching 3
• Stephanie Lum: 2
• Steve Uyehara: 2
• Trini Kaopuiki: 2
• Kanoa Leahey: 2
• Malika Dudley: 2
• Tanya Joaquin
• Keahi Tucker
• Jade Moon
• Dick Allgire
• Marisa Yamane
• John Veneri
• Robert Kekaula
• Emily Chang
• Kristine Uyeno

P.S. PHILLIES BABYYYYYYYYY!

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Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? – October 29, 2008

Coconut Willy joins HNL2LAS and M in the multiple win column by correctly guessing Gina’s for last week’s photo. I’m still not too sure if this week’s one is too easy or too hard for you akamai buggahs, but I guess we’ll find out shortly eh? Post your guesses below a-ight?

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? – October 29, 2008

Hint: TBA, if necessary…

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Last Week’s Answer
Here’s the answer to last week’s photo: Gina’s Bar-B-Q!

Da “Where In Hawaii” Winnahz Circle!

• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 22, 2008: Coconut Willy (Gina’s Bar-B-Q)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 15, 2008: HNL2LAS (Jurison’s Inn)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 8, 2008: jr. (Makapu`u Lighthouse Trail)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 1, 2008: HNL2LAS (Dole Plantation)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 24, 2008: teej (M Matsumoto Grocery Store or Matsumoto’s Shave Ice Sign)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 17, 2008: M (Tree Tunnel on Highway 520 (Maluhia Road) in Kauai)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 10, 2008: snow (Tasaka Guri Guri, Maui)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 3, 2008: M with props to Rodney (Laie Point State Wayside)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 27, 2008: nobody!, but dsosa was close (Camp Erdman)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 20, 2008: BarbieQ! (Old Koloa Town)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 6, 2008: kako mochi (Kincaid’s)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – July 30, 2008: ijiwarui (Dave & Buster’s)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – July 23, 2008: MoOgooGuypAN and Coconut Willy’s wifey (La Pietra Hawaii School for Girls)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – June 27, 2008: GumbysHorse (White Plains Beach, Barber’s Point)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – May 19, 2008: nobody! (the mall fronting Kekaulike Market in Chinatown)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – May 7, 2008: nobody!, but 1dble was pretty dang close (Ward area, more specifically, right in front of the Starbucks/Big City Diner area)

Happy Hump Day Where In Hawaii Wednesday y’all.

P.S. You think the weather will hold up long enough so that my Phils can win this thang today? Wish Shane and da boys luck!

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San Francisco Eats

Though the stay in Cali was not all that long, I was able to sneak in a few bites here and there. Here are some highlights yo:

I arrived the day of the wedding (congrats again Tommy and Margaret!), so there was really not much to do other than help with the last minute wedding errands. The soon-to-bes were nice enough to treat us to lunch (custom sandwiches) from a place called Specialty’s Cafe & Bakery. Though they do have numerous locations in California, Seattle and Chicago, we hit up the one closest to us at 3399 Bowers Ave in Santa Clara.

Sandwiches from Specialty’s Cafe & Bakery

The next meal was actually at the wedding, so I didn’t really have much time to snap photos. I was able to sneak a shot at the venue’s pupu platter, which was served to the wedding party before we marched out to the reception area.

Pupu Platter from Freedom Hall and Gardens

The Freedom Hall and Gardens was the site of the picturesque wedding, and, according to their web site, the dish was called the “Pre Buffet ‘Butler-Style’ Passed Hors d’oeuvres” (see menu). Awesome work guys. It was all delish on our empty, Heineken-only filled stomachs. *grin*

The next day, we made our way out to San Fran. For lunch, we ate at Crab House at Pier 39. A bit on the costly side for what you get, but we were hungry and wanted to rest our bones.

Bowl of Crab Chowder from Crab House at Pier 39

The “chowdah” was pretty good but the crab on top was cold. Then, as usual, my eyes were bigger than my stomach, so I ordered the medium Sizzling Iron Skillet-Roasted Mussels and Shrimp platter (see menu – PDF).

Sizzling Iron Skillet-Roasted Mussels and Shrimp (Medium) at Crab House at Pier 39

That evening, after checking out the Golden Gate Bridge, we went roaming around Chinatown. I looked up reviews on my phone for good Chinese Restaurants nearby and thanks to the power of Yelp, we discovered R & G Lounge Restaurant (see menu – PDF).

House Combination Chow Mein, Prawns with Honey Walnut, and Roast Duck from R & G Lounge Restaurant

The eats was good, but the company throughout the entire trip was even better…

Talk to me!
* Have you eaten at any of these places (Specialty’s Cafe & Bakery, Freedom Hall and Gardens, Crab House at Pier 39, R & G Lounge Restaurant)?
* How’d you like it?
* Other San Francisco (Tr)Eats you’d like to share?
* A co-worker recommends Crustacean’s. Ever been?
* Where can you get a good bowl of “chowdah” here in the 808?
* How about good sandwiches or Chinese food for that matter?

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Cali Oddities

I’m baaaaack! Was good kine fun seeing my buddy Tommy get hitched to a wonderful girl in Margaret. Had a great time in Santa Clara and San Fran, but now it’s back to reality. *sigh*

Here are a few oddities (differences), I’ve noticed when traveling to Cali (or mainland for that matter). Now that I’ve finally got a place to write/vent about it, I am!

• The water sucks for drinking – Tastes like a pool (chlorine).
• The water sucks for showering – Buggah stay hahd. Always feels like I’m slimy.
• The ‘do gets flat – When I took off my hat (go Phillies!), the hair looked like someone ironed it to my head. (And you no can fluff um up!)  Haha!
• My lips get dry – Chap Stick is a savoir!
• Who does #2 work for? – kinda gross subjeck (sorry!), but I find that I gotta go #2 like CHOKE times! Ha-cum?

Talk to me!
* Add your oddities (or, what you like or dislike about the mainland) to da list below man!

P.S. Root my Phills luck in this afternoon’s game puhlease! (FOX – Digital Channel 0003 or HD FOX – Channel 1003 @ 2PM)

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Fave Five Friday – Vacation Destinations

Since I’m currently in Cali (for my boy’s wedding), I’ve queued this one up in advance to stick with that theme of travel. Check out my top five travel destinations and list yours below yo!

1. Japan – the motherland… no question.
2. Ski/Snowboarding resorts - anywhere, as long as get snow fo shred!
3. Mainland – preferably west coast that has good culture and ono kine grinds!
4. Kauai – my fave of all neighbor islands. Might change to B.I. soon though eh daveboi and dsosa?
5. “Somewhere different” – I try to go to places errone hasn’t already been to. Makes life more adventurous!
6. Vegas? – Contradicts the above, but I guess I wouldn’t be too “Hawaiian” if I didn’t mention this eh?

Post your Fave Five below a-ight? I’ll be sure to check in periodically from the altar! Haha!

Happy Aloha Friday y’all and have a nice weekend k? Shoots!

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Survey Thursday – Favorite Newscaster?

* Who is your favorite local news person? (can be a newscaster or reporter on TV, radio, print, or online)

- I vote Minna Sugimoto! Post your answer below, son!

[What da heck is Survey Thursday?]

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Last Week’s Results (Favorite Local Food)

• Poke: 9 (DA WINNAH!)
• Hawaiian plate: 3
• Spam musubi: 2
• Loco Moco: 2
• Korean BBQ plate: 2
• Garlic Chicken from Mitsuken: 2
• Meat Jun: 2
• Saimin w/bbq stick
• Zippy’s fried chicken
• Zippy’s Zip Pac
• Garlic chicken – from Sugoi’s
• Butterfish
• pipikaula
• chicken long rice
• Sweet Chili Chicken from Kakaako Kitchen
• Cocoa Puffs from Liliha Bakery
• Poi and Lau lau

P.S. Off to Cali for a friend’s wedding. Any suggestions for hotspots in the San Jose, Santa Clara or San Fran areas? Holla!

Tags: Favorite Newscaster, hawaii newscasters, honolulu advertiser, honolulu star bulletin, kgmb, KHNL, khon, kitv, minna sugimoto, Survey Thursday

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? – October 22, 2008

OK, so your boy blew it last week by neglecting to notice (and Photoshop out) the obvious “Jurison’s” left on the plate. Either way, HNL2LAS was the big winner (again), making that her second in three weeks! Congrats HNL2LAS!

This week, I made sure to double (AND TRIPLE) check the plate to make sure there were no markings giving the answer away. Not going be so easy dis time!

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? – October 22, 2008

Hint: TBA, if necessary…
Talk to me: Post your guesses below yo!

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Last Week’s Answer
Here’s the answer to last week’s photo: Jurison’s Inn at Waikele Shopping Center!

Da “Where In Hawaii” Winnahz Circle!

• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 15, 2008: HNL2LAS (Jurison’s Inn)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 8, 2008: jr. (Makapu`u Lighthouse Trail)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 1, 2008: HNL2LAS (Dole Plantation)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 24, 2008: teej (M Matsumoto Grocery Store or Matsumoto’s Shave Ice Sign)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 17, 2008: M (Tree Tunnel on Highway 520 (Maluhia Road) in Kauai)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 10, 2008: snow (Tasaka Guri Guri, Maui)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 3, 2008: M with props to Rodney (Laie Point State Wayside)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 27, 2008: nobody!, but dsosa was close (Camp Erdman)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 20, 2008: BarbieQ! (Old Koloa Town)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 6, 2008: kako mochi (Kincaid’s)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – July 30, 2008: ijiwarui (Dave & Buster’s)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – July 23, 2008: MoOgooGuypAN and Coconut Willy’s wifey (La Pietra Hawaii School for Girls)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – June 27, 2008: GumbysHorse (White Plains Beach, Barber’s Point)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – May 19, 2008: nobody! (the mall fronting Kekaulike Market in Chinatown)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – May 7, 2008: nobody!, but 1dble was pretty dang close (Ward area, more specifically, right in front of the Starbucks/Big City Diner area)

Happy Hump Day Where In Hawaii Wednesday y’all.

P.S. The sister is being honored by the Governor at Washington Place today. Please help me congratulate her!
P.P.S. The World Series starts today! Help me (and uncle jimmy) root on our beloved Phillies baby!
P.P.P.S. If there are any MMA fans still out there reading this blog, the UFC has announced their big end of year card (UFC 92). The monster card will have Forrest Griffin vs. Rashad Evans, Antonio Rodrigo (Minotauro) Nogueira vs. Frank Mir and Rampage Jackson vs. Wanderlei Silva! Nuts!

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EATS! – Homemade Acai

Since yesterday’s post regarding Bridal Showers received a whoppin’ 5 comments, I took that as your guys’ way of telling me that you’re getting sick of wedding talk awwready!

Point taken.

So let’s switch gears today to a yummy photo-filled post. Please be my friend and comment mmmkay?

The lady and I have been experiencing quite a bit of Açai around town for the last few months (here and here), so we decided that we’d give “home cookin’” it a try. Why not right? Here’s how we did!

Big Bag o’ Blueberries

Sizable Sack o’ Strawberries

Frozen Açai packs from your local health food store

Jumbo Jug ‘o Juice, Apple that is

Mix um all up!

Den scoop um into bowls

Looks nekkid yet

Choose your desired type of granola, brah

…And honey, honey

Trow um all on top, den serve!

She goes!

It wasn’t quite as yums as the professional hotspots, but hopefully, we’re on the right track.

Talk to me!
* Do you like to make stuffs at home that the pros sell outside? If so, what do you like to make?
* Do you make Açai at home too?
* Is this close to your Açai recipe? Too many strawberries?
* What other items did we forget? Soymilk? Ice? Bananas?
* What other topics would you like to see me write on? I’m looking to up my comment count yo.

Shooooots! Have a groovy Tuesday y’all!

Tags: Açai ingredients, acai bowl, acai cup, acai hawaii, Acai recipe, Homemade Açai

Bridal Shower Mysteries

So the woman went to another bridal shower this past weekend and was super stoked to see her homies for a much needed female bonding sesh. She came back with a bevy of interesting gifts from her girls (thanks ladies!), which led me to wonder what the heck happens at these blessed events? And more importantly, why we boys don’t get such a thing like a “Groomy Shower”? *grin* Not that I’m jealous (ok, just a little), but don’t you women also get bachelorette parties? Where’s the love?

And then it hit me.

Guys aren’t capable of having “Groomy Showers” for several reasons. Listed are the ones I could think of. Maybe you can think of others and add them to the comment area below?

• Guys are lazy.
• Guys are poor planners.
• Party planning is too much work anyway.
• One favor and centerpiece from the wedding is enough (it’s too much work to make these for another party).
• Guys don’t want to buy gifts.
• Guys don’t want to buy cards (which I’m told is necessary even though you bought a gift).
• Guys don’t know, nor care, that much about each other (nobody will win that “who knows the groom best” contest)
• Buying prizes for contest/quiz winners is way too much work.
• Guys don’t want to play dress up with toilet paper
• Gag gifts from guys would be 10 times worse.
• Guys can only get the pass for one party, and you know we’re saving that for the bachelor party!
• Guys are selfish – A “Groomy Shower” is just for the Groom. A bachelor party is for errone! *grin*

So wot? Did I hit it right on the head? Share the reasons why you think groomy showers don’t/won’t ever happen. Or, if you’re of the female kind, please fill us in on what happens at these wedding showers. Also, don’t forget to share why you yourself enjoy bridal showers… Holla!

Tags: bridal shower, games, groom shower, hawaii weddings

Fave Five Friday – Favorite Hawaii Eateries

I heard ya loud and clear yesterday. It’s shmall kine hard to pick just one favorite Hawaii food/product. And yeah, I could’ve been lazy and simply carried over the same question to today’s fave five, but you WWE readers deserve more than that! It’s TGIF after all. We needsta have our fun right!? Woo hoo! So instead of listing your Fave Five Hawaii foods (you can do that too if you like), let’s stay on the same theme of food and put the call out for your favorite Hawaii restaurants/eateries/hole-in-the-walls, etc.!

Hurr’s mine. Holla!

1. Tokkuri-Tei – Holy cow! Da bomb! That’s all you need to know!
2. Tenkaippin - Authentic, Japanese style rahmen with a super thick soup base (Kotteri rahmen).
3. Shige’s Saimin Stand - Da bes’ local style saimin in the State. Sorry Hamura lovers!
4. Jewel or Juice - A recent addition to my list of faves. They have the best Acai Bowls in the State!
5. I’m leaving this one blank ’cause I know I’m missing one… I’ll wait to see what you guys come up with and update with mine latahz.

My Fave Five Hawaii foods for good measure!

1. Poke – anykine, anyplace, anytime!
2. Peanut Butter filled Mochi – from Home Maid Bakery in Maui
3. Loco Moco – da bes’ to start your day during breakfast.
4. Saimin – preferably from Shige’s
5. Again, I’m leaving this one blank ’cause I know I’m missing somethin’.

P.S. I’m on vacay again today (yes, again), but be sure to keep postin’ even though it may look like you nevah. Hopefully, someone at the Advertiser can help me “release” the comments in the queue until I can get back to a computer. Happy Friday y’all and have a nice weekend k? Shoots!

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Survey Thursday – Favorite Local Food?

This week’s question is inspired by the recent news on local boy Shane Victorino proclaiming SPAM musubi as his favorite food in the world.

* What is your favorite local food item/dish?

- I vote poke yo! This is a local thang right?  Post your answer below, man!

[What da heck is Survey Thursday?]

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Last Week’s Results (Favorite Neighbor Island)

• Big Island: 6 (DA WINNAH!)
• Oahu: 4
• Maui: 4
• Kauai: 3
• Las Vegas: 3
• Lanai: 1
• Akebono: 1 (frankie being frankie )
• “the one in my kitchen”: 1 (thanks wisegal leerah!)

P.S. How ’bout my Phillies yo!!!??? World Series bound baby!!!

Tags: hawaii foods, loco moco, peta, poke, shane victorino, shave ice, spam, spam musubi

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? – October 15, 2008

Since we had yet another 1st guess winnah last week (congrats jr.!), I’m gonna flip the script and make things a bit more challenging for y’all. We’re gonna try food on for size this week yo. Oh yeah, don’t be scurred. We’ll start with (I think) an easy one. Post your guess below a-ight?

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? – October 15, 2008

Hint: TBA, if necessary…

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Last Week’s Answer
Here’s the answer to last week’s photo:

Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 8, 2008: Makapu`u Lighthouse Trail

Da “Where In Hawaii” Winnahz Circle!

• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 8, 2008: jr. (Makapu`u Lighthouse Trail)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – October 1, 2008: HNL2LAS (Dole Plantation)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 24, 2008: teej (M Matsumoto Grocery Store or Matsumoto’s Shave Ice Sign)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 17, 2008: M (Tree Tunnel on Highway 520 (Maluhia Road) in Kauai)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 10, 2008: snow (Tasaka Guri Guri, Maui)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – September 3, 2008: M with props to Rodney (Laie Point State Wayside)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 27, 2008: nobody!, but dsosa was close (Camp Erdman)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 20, 2008: BarbieQ! (Old Koloa Town)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – August 6, 2008: kako mochi (Kincaid’s)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – July 30, 2008: ijiwarui (Dave & Buster’s)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – July 23, 2008: MoOgooGuypAN and Coconut Willy’s wifey (La Pietra Hawaii School for Girls)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – June 27, 2008: GumbysHorse (White Plains Beach, Barber’s Point)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – May 19, 2008: nobody! (the mall fronting Kekaulike Market in Chinatown)
• Where In Hawaii Is Edward Sugimoto – May 7, 2008: nobody!, but 1dble was pretty dang close (Ward area, more specifically, right in front of the Starbucks/Big City Diner area)

Happy Hump Day Where In Hawaii Wednesday y’all.

P.S. Don’t forget to check out this afternoon’s Road Runner Interactive Webinar!
Brian Ishikawa’s Internet Fraud – Advance Fee Schemes and How to Protect Yourself

Tags: hawaii photos, hawaii scenery, hawaii scenics, makapuu lighthouse trail, photo hunt, photo scavenger hunt, Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto?, Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego

The Sharing of Marriage

Here’s another funny one from the forwarded email collection:

The Sharing of Marriage…

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. 

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. 

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’

She answered

(Continue below…)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
THE TEETH

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(*pausing for you to catch on*)…

Hahaha! Wasn’t that a good one? I bet ya thought it was going to be a touching, sentimental ending. Did ya have tears in your eyes there for a while? So sorry!

Talk to me!
* What do you and wifey/hubby/bf/gf like to do together/share?
* Does it gross others out as well?

If ya wanna see your Hawaii or wedding related jokes up in hurr, feel free to send um on ova.

P.S. What’s up with this rain yeah? Drive carefully errbody!

Tags: Jokes, the sharing of marriage

How Was Your Weekend Yo?

I’m on vacation today, but have magically queued up this post to go up automatically for me while I’m still asleep. Smahtcheah?

In my continuing effort to get us WWE readers to bond with each other, how about we post how our weekend went below? Give as little or as much detail as you like. Da rest of us can comment about it and start a dialog with each other. Funyeah?

I’ll go first.

Playing Nostradamus, I’ll try to guess how my weekend activities went! LOL!

• Met with a potentially new accountant on Friday. With all the changes happening in my life these days, I don’t think the 1040EZ will cut it anymore. Ha!
• Engagement photos were fun! They came out really nice! Haha!
• The meeting with another possible minister went well. He was nice.
• Made the return to jiu jitsu with the boys. Went 50% cause of my not-so-guaranz-yet jaw. Hope to get back full force again in 2009.
• Went out with bruddah Dave folks to celebrate his going away party (to Hilo). Gonna miss dat boy.
• Saw the gang at our combination Bridal/Groom shower. It was so nice to see errbody again!

I’m interested myself to see how close this will actually be. Haha!

K, man. Your turn yo! Share, share!

Tags: how was your weekend?, weekend activities