Fave Five Friday – Why It’s Good to Be a Woman

by World Wide Ed on Friday, October 10, 2008

As promised, I am practicing gender equity and doing a follow up to last week’s Fave Five list – Why It’s Good to Be a Man. This one’s for you ladies out there. Chime in as you see fit a-ight?

  1. You are (usually) clean! – Your bathrooms are a thing of beauty. You can almost eat off your toilet seats! LOL!
  2. You can get out of speeding tickets – IJust bat your eyelashes and make a pouty face and the copper is putty in your hands. 😛
  3. You usually live longer – You get all the insurance $$$, can spend more time with friends, etc.
  4. You don’t have to wear a cup – The sensitive zone for men is downstairs. One slip and we’re done son!
  5. Everything is free – Cover charge and drinks at the clubs, handbags, physical labor, etc…. Y’all got it from us male slaves for free fitty free. 😛

Of course, these are coming from my point of view so feel free to set me straight in the comment area below. And fellas, free to add more as well.

P.S. I’m on vacay today (through Tuesday) so I may not be able to get to a computer to discuss with you guys ’til latahz. (I’m all verklempt) Please, talk amongst yourselves… 😛 Have a nice looooong weekend y’all!

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