Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
If you've suffered through as many drunken uncle wedding jokes as I have, you've probably heard this one before. In fact, if you're anything like me, you've probably rolled your eyes and finished all of uncle-bruddah's sentences for him as soon as they started to deliver the joke. If you're ...
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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
Another one from the joke archives... Have a happy Tuesday yo!
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are ...
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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
Here's another funny one from the forwarded email collection:
The Sharing of Marriage...
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, ...
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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
Here's an amusing forward I recently received. Do any of these sound like you around the office? I hope not! :) Or perhaps some of these peeps sound like your co-workers? Either way, please enjoy laughing on this here Thursday! Feel free to add more to the list in the ...
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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
It's joke time again y'all! The differences between men and women are too amusing to ignore. Here's the 9 Words Women Use, and what they really mean. This is obviously from a woman's perspective (thanks I guess Erin!), but if ya gots your rebuttal, feel free to post 'em below. ...
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Thursday, September 18th, 2008
These hilarious marriage-related jokes were forwaded to me recently. They were so amusing that I thought I'd post it for you, my blogfriends (yes, one word), to read for kicks. Married peeps, please tell me they're not true! Haha!
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or ...
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Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking...............................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist......................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bitch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate.............................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I ...
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