World Wide Ed

Since we’ve got a lot of chocolate lavahz up in hurr, here’s one I got via email that you may enjoy.

Chocolate Calculator:

This is pretty neat. Don’t say your age; you will probably lie anyway!

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759.  If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS!

Talk to me!
* Did it work?
* Did this make you feel old?
* Are you one of dem chocolate lavahz?
* How was your weekend?
* How’s your week lookin’ so far?
* Hope this put a smile on your face to start the week!

Arrrgggghhh! The start of another loooong work week. Let’s start the week off on the right foot shall we? Here’s a little “laugher” – forwarded to me recently – to help put a smile on that face. Enjoy!

Women’s Ass Size Study

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. Here are the results:

* 25% of women think their ass is too fat…
* 10% of women think their ass is too skinny…

The other 65% say that they don’t care; they love him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Get it?

Talk to me!
* Soooo ladies…. how do you feel about your ass? Do you have one? Do you wish you could have someone else’s? Fat? Skinny?
* Fellas, apologies. Help me get em back by posting a good, manly joke below. *grunt*

Have a good week y’all!

Can we all just please bow our heads and take a moment to count our blessings? Last week, for the first time in WWE history (I think), the comment count to one of my blogs surpassed 40! Granted, we were talking about Top Chef when the topic was Ringtones… but I’ll take it. Don’t ruin my moment.

So what is a brutha to do to try and follow that historic moment in time? Well, how about beat it!? Let’s go for 50… or more!? What the heck right?

Help a brutha fulfill this prophecy and post your feedback below k? You da bes’! In the comment area below, finish this sentence:

“You Know You’re Local If…“

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So how ’bout it folks? “You Know You’re Local If…“?