Jokes

Fun Day Monday: You Know You’re NOT Local If…

April 26, 2010

A little over a year ago, we had an active discussion about how you can tell if someone is “local” or not. In fact, I believe it was the first time we hit triple digits (in comments) up in this heezy. In case you missed it, chicky chicky check it: You Know You’re Local If… [...]

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Easter Funnies

April 4, 2010

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I know it’s a Sunday and nobody’s here, but… Happy Easter y’all! Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Easter Funnies Have a safe and Happy Easter celebrating with family and friends! See you tomorrow!

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Fun Day Monday: Wrong E-mail Address

March 29, 2010

Sorry gangy, still in vacation mode and will probably have CHOKE stuffs to catch up on today, so I’m posting a “funny” today – for Fun Day Monday – that I got via email. Hope you enjoy! — A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go [...]

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Why Women Shouldn’t Take Men Shopping

December 24, 2009

Wow, two blogs in a row? And, during the holidays no less!? Yep, that’s just the way I Rolo. (Weren’t those just the bomb back in the day? ) I even have another blog queued up for tomorrow, so trifecta hurr we come! Anyway, this one’s for all y’all procrastinators out there! If you find [...]

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Men Are Just Happier People

November 2, 2009

Thought this one was pretty funny… And for those of you who were thinking of scoldin’ me for postin’ this, it was forwarded to me by wifey, so there! Enjoy gang. Hope y’all have a Happy Fun Day Monday! Even though my Phillies are in deep (DEEP!) trouble, I still wish you a good one! [...]

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Fun Day Monday: You Know You’re Living in 2009 When…

June 15, 2009

Since we’re about half way through the year, I think it’s a good time as any to bust out a joke about the now. Enjoy y’all! 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone [...]

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Fun Day Monday: Your Age By Chocolate Math

June 8, 2009

Since we’ve got a lot of chocolate lavahz up in hurr, here’s one I got via email that you may enjoy. Chocolate Calculator: This is pretty neat. Don’t say your age; you will probably lie anyway! DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure [...]

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Fun Day Monday: Husband of the Year Awards

May 4, 2009

After reading last week’s Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women post, bruddah che sent over this rebuttal for us men to enjoy. And although it’s not exactly a rebuttal (still seems to be written by a woman for other women), if you look at it in just the right way, it could turn [...]

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Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women

April 27, 2009

tita leerz is responsible for this one… that jerk. Hehe, nah! She wen forward me this to post for you guys. Enjoy! Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant. That CAN’T be right. Ummmm at least someone’s holding the ladder steady Isn’t this a violation of the seatbelt laws? Shouldn’t he be [...]

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Fun Day Monday: Women’s Study

March 30, 2009

Arrrgggghhh! The start of another loooong work week. Let’s start the week off on the right foot shall we? Here’s a little “laugher” – forwarded to me recently – to help put a smile on that face. Enjoy! Women’s Ass Size Study There is a new study out about women and how they feel about [...]

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Fun Day Monday: Getting Pulled Over

March 16, 2009

Here’s a funny one to start off your week. It was forwarded to me by one of my AroundHawaii.com writers. A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your [...]

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Fun Day Monday: You Know You’re Local If…

March 2, 2009

Can we all just please bow our heads and take a moment to count our blessings? Last week, for the first time in WWE history (I think), the comment count to one of my blogs surpassed 40! Granted, we were talking about Top Chef when the topic was Ringtones… but I’ll take it. Don’t ruin [...]

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The Man Rules

December 22, 2008

Happy Monday folks. Hope your weekend was filled with fun and laughter. Let’s continue that loving laughing feeling with a hilarious joke email. Got this one from my softball manager/coach. Pretty funny stuffs! Let us know which is your favorite! Enjoy! P.S. And remember… No get mad at the messenger k? === FINALLY, the guys’ [...]

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Male or Female?

November 4, 2008

Another one from the joke archives… Have a happy Tuesday yo! You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because [...]

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9 Words Women Use

September 23, 2008

It’s joke time again y’all! The differences between men and women are too amusing to ignore. Here’s the 9 Words Women Use, and what they really mean. This is obviously from a woman’s perspective (thanks I guess Erin!), but if ya gots your rebuttal, feel free to post ‘em below. Enjoy! Fine: This is the [...]

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